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WTF did I just walk in on?!?
WTF did I just walk in on?!?
Okay, so I had a strange Wednesday experience last week. No biggie, weird things happen, right? Of course! People experience anomalies and strange occurrences every day, so what’s the big deal? Well, I’ll tell you what the big deal was on this particular week!
The big deal was that I had a completely normal week after last Wednesday’s anomaly. Nothing out of the ordinary, just normal day-to-day activities; work, school, visits, errands, nothing odd. This wouldn’t be a big deal except for the fact that, the following Wednesday, I woke up expecting another normal day, and walked out to my living room to see this:
Okay, so I had a strange Wednesday experience last week. No biggie, weird things happen, right? Of course! People experience anomalies and strange occurrences every day, so what’s the big deal? Well, I’ll tell you what the big deal was on this particular week!
The big deal was that I had a completely normal week after last Wednesday’s anomaly. Nothing out of the ordinary, just normal day-to-day activities; work, school, visits, errands, nothing odd. This wouldn’t be a big deal except for the fact that, the following Wednesday, I woke up expecting another normal day, and walked out to my living room to see this:
WTF?
WTF?
And then it hit me! Another wacko thing that makes you do a double-take and wonder if you’re still asleep in a wacko dream, just happened to me… on a Wednesday. My mind began to race as I wondered if there was a plausible glitch in the system that caused random oddities to appear to me at specific moments within the time-space continuum. Perhaps I was being called to have my brain function morph into a wtf formation every Wednesday! Could this conceivably be my superpower? To see the wtf Wednesdays in the world around me encompassed by an otherwise normal week?
Enlightenment hovered within my mind as I realized that my pets were not easing up on their perverted inter-species oral activities, but rather beginning to incorporate peculiar noises to their procedure. Obviously, as you can see that I’ve posted the picture here, I didn’t turn away in horror. Instead, I took a picture and sent it to my friend group text and pointed out that something odd happened, yet again, this week… and what’s more (wait for it)… it’s happening on a Wednesday again! They laughed and, with me, wondered wtf?
Wtf indeed! Why on earth would two different species of life choose to not only engage in intercourse, but also decide to give each other oral pleasure – on my couch nonetheless! Is this normal? Am I wrong to wonder wtf is going on? Well, I’ll tell ya; apparently, it’s not so odd for different species to not only do the wild thing in nature, but even to fall in love… go on, google it if you dare, but don’t say I didn’t warn you as to what might come up on your browser!! OK, I admit, the pictures are hilarious. Who in their right mind posts these things?!? (Oh, wait, that would be me now…) hahahaha - Ok, back to topic.
For some reason, this subject intrigued me. Not only because my pets were not doing this in nature, but rather on my couch that I’d have to steam-clean later, and I wasn’t particularly aroused with the pictures that came up on my browser when I did the search either. I just don’t necessarily prefer being forced to clean up a mess that I didn’t make (and didn’t ask to see) and, although the pictures were pretty funny, I’m personally just not into bestiality; however, the topic of why a dog and a cat would hook up made me wonder. My friend pointed out that it’s not that weird, then resumed to ask me if I’d ever read a book called “Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus” by John Gray. I had, and she has a solid argument: Men and women are pretty much completely opposite and yet they continue to hook up and even fall in love. Why? To that I personally wonder wtf? lol
Yes, I’m married to a man too; however, over the years I really do see how men and women could be considered completely different species, especially as time moves forward and they coinhabit the same area, thus being forced to learn and embrace everything that’s unnatural to them regarding their chosen opposite-species partner. Why is it that women enjoy friendship with other women, they talk, drink, discuss intriguing topics, laugh, and simply enjoy each other’s company, but then they choose to hook up with a man? And men do the same thing, they prefer to hang out with other men, they understand each other and go to sports games and fix cars or whatever they’re into together (again, I’m a girl, I wouldn’t know… or care for that matter). But then men also choose to hook up with a woman instead of sticking with what makes them emotionally happy!
We all know the answer. Sex. Wtf? Is sex so important that you’ll devote your life to an entirely different species? So important that you’ll seek to discover, transform yourself into, and encompass what is completely unnatural in order to continue the dance? You bet your ass it is! HA! I guess that’s why there’s an entire Mars-Venus book series about it, and I highly recommend reading the books if you’re wondering why human-interspecies coitus is a thing… and perhaps we might indirectly realize why, when forced to coinhabit for a prolonged period of time, my seemingly opposite pets have fallen in love. Happy Wednesday!
And then it hit me! Another wacko thing that makes you do a double-take and wonder if you’re still asleep in a wacko dream, just happened to me… on a Wednesday. My mind began to race as I wondered if there was a plausible glitch in the system that caused random oddities to appear to me at specific moments within the time-space continuum. Perhaps I was being called to have my brain function morph into a wtf formation every Wednesday! Could this conceivably be my superpower? To see the wtf Wednesdays in the world around me encompassed by an otherwise normal week?
Enlightenment hovered within my mind as I realized that my pets were not easing up on their perverted inter-species oral activities, but rather beginning to incorporate peculiar noises to their procedure. Obviously, as you can see that I’ve posted the picture here, I didn’t turn away in horror. Instead, I took a picture and sent it to my friend group text and pointed out that something odd happened, yet again, this week… and what’s more (wait for it)… it’s happening on a Wednesday again! They laughed and, with me, wondered wtf?
Wtf indeed! Why on earth would two different species of life choose to not only engage in intercourse, but also decide to give each other oral pleasure – on my couch nonetheless! Is this normal? Am I wrong to wonder wtf is going on? Well, I’ll tell ya; apparently, it’s not so odd for different species to not only do the wild thing in nature, but even to fall in love… go on, google it if you dare, but don’t say I didn’t warn you as to what might come up on your browser!! OK, I admit, the pictures are hilarious. Who in their right mind posts these things?!? (Oh, wait, that would be me now…) hahahaha - Ok, back to topic.
For some reason, this subject intrigued me. Not only because my pets were not doing this in nature, but rather on my couch that I’d have to steam-clean later, and I wasn’t particularly aroused with the pictures that came up on my browser when I did the search either. I just don’t necessarily prefer being forced to clean up a mess that I didn’t make (and didn’t ask to see) and, although the pictures were pretty funny, I’m personally just not into bestiality; however, the topic of why a dog and a cat would hook up made me wonder. My friend pointed out that it’s not that weird, then resumed to ask me if I’d ever read a book called “Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus” by John Gray. I had, and she has a solid argument: Men and women are pretty much completely opposite and yet they continue to hook up and even fall in love. Why? To that I personally wonder wtf? lol
Yes, I’m married to a man too; however, over the years I really do see how men and women could be considered completely different species, especially as time moves forward and they coinhabit the same area, thus being forced to learn and embrace everything that’s unnatural to them regarding their chosen opposite-species partner. Why is it that women enjoy friendship with other women, they talk, drink, discuss intriguing topics, laugh, and simply enjoy each other’s company, but then they choose to hook up with a man? And men do the same thing, they prefer to hang out with other men, they understand each other and go to sports games and fix cars or whatever they’re into together (again, I’m a girl, I wouldn’t know… or care for that matter). But then men also choose to hook up with a woman instead of sticking with what makes them emotionally happy!
We all know the answer. Sex. Wtf? Is sex so important that you’ll devote your life to an entirely different species? So important that you’ll seek to discover, transform yourself into, and encompass what is completely unnatural in order to continue the dance? You bet your ass it is! HA! I guess that’s why there’s an entire Mars-Venus book series about it, and I highly recommend reading the books if you’re wondering why human-interspecies coitus is a thing… and perhaps we might indirectly realize why, when forced to coinhabit for a prolonged period of time, my seemingly opposite pets have fallen in love. Happy Wednesday!
I wonder what will happen next week…
I wonder what will happen next week…
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